ALPHEOUS NXUMALO ABOUT TO BE APPOINTED AMBASSADOR ABROAD
Swazi Voice Of The People News
12March 2025
By:Rass
The hot news reaching our desk from Eswatini corridors of power have it that the Government spokesperson Alpheous Nxumalo is about to be appointed as an ambassador for the Kingdom of Eswatini overseas .
This decision was made to save Nxumalo from the backlash from the string of undeniable rape and sexual assaults which are now haunting him.
Some girls he raped have started to come out to report him as they claim to have videos and CCTV footage to cement their claims.
As the number of these girls is growing, it is proving difficult to know what to do about Nxumalo sexual blunders which brought the bad image to Government and the country.
The mind boggling question is what one anonymous high official said: " since these young women abused by Nxumalo are many , how could someone silence them? How do you silence their relatives?
Where do you start and where do you end?"
The corridors of power then decided not to focus on complainants and victims but on what to do for the accused who is in this case Alpheous Nxumalo.
It is in this backdrop that it was decided to appoint Nxumalo as an ambassador or at least as an advisor in one of Eswatini abroad so that all sexual assaults accusations against him can die out.
This should come as good news for Alpheous Nxumalo who will not only run away from his sexual crimes but will also enjoy under age sex diplomacy.
We aren't sure which country is going to be appointed to . However looking at how some countries sexual conset laws require low age Nxumalo would feel blessed to stay in one of those countries.
Sexual consent age requirement age is 11 in Nigeria and 12; for both the Philippines and Angola , while it is 13;for Niger, Comoros and Burukina Faso.
If Nxumalo was to be appointed an ambassador there he would be over the moon.
But he could also satisfy his wild appetite in Latin America countries like Brazil , Columbia, Peru, Paraguay Ecuador and Bolivia where the sexual conset age is 14. There the hot Latinas would exorcise him.
In Europe Nxumalo could also feel privileged to stay in Germany, Italy , Portugal , Hungary , Austria, Serbia, Albania , Bulgaria Estonia, and Montenegro where the required age for the same is 14.
But it is important for Nxumalo to remember that there is a clear difference between sexual consent and rape.